And an Un-Happy Halloween to You

Remember when I wrote that post about the Garden Gnome vibrator? You don't? Seriously, it's, like 4 posts down people!!! I thought you were fans??? Well, what are you waiting for? Go read it. It's some of our best work. We will all sit here and wait for you while you read, like, the Best. Post. EVER!!!

Have you read it? Good. Now let's continue....

At the time of that post, I had surmised that the Gnome Vibrator was the worst thing that could EVER be brought into a bedroom. I was wrong.....



These are novelty condoms offered by - and I wish I was kidding with this website - http://www.willywardrobe.com. This gem is guaranteed to "give someone a fright today".

Willy Wardrobe - seriously, I shudder everytime I type that - also offers such popular "Willy Attire" as the dinosaur, zebra, and gas mask (?) condoms. That last one is all kinds of freaky. And for you swine flu lovers out there, yes - there is a pig condom.

This is what is wrong with our world....

Each condom will set you back approximately $4.50. Buy one - or several today!!!!