Thursday, October 8, 2009

Five Pounds of Yummy Goodness

I'm a tad bit OCD when it comes to food. Like, when I eat a chocolate bar, I will break it into pieces and tell myself that I can have three of the twelve peices. And that is all I eat. I don't care if I want another piece, I can't have one because I already set the three piece rule. If I do eat another piece, the rest of my day feels off.

Having found this, my life just got a little easier...


This is a five pound gummy bear, the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears. It comes in three yummy flavours - blue raspbrry, red cherry, andgreen apple and is a mere 12,600 calories.
I mostly want it for the conversation I can have with friends about how all I ate today was one gummy bear and I am now absolutely stuffed. I imagine shortly after this conversation, I fall into a diabetic coma. A diabetic coma of deliciousness.
Buy one today:

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