Some Sunday Prettiness

In our constant quest to bring you free stuff, here is some free eye candy to end your weekend.

The video is of Kseniya Simonova, winner of Ukraine's Got Talent. Holla at the Ukrainians, yo!! Kseniya is a Sand Artist - and one hell of a sand artist. I can't even accomplish a sand castle...

A must watch.

A Blog About a Blog

As an aspiring blogess... blogstress... uhhh, blogger, I felt I needed a goal to reach for or some kind of inspiration to get me started. So I searched the internet and browsed other blogs out in the World Wide Web. I found a blog that pretty much sums up what I think we hope to accomplish. They’re doing what we want to do... only they’re doing it successfully. http://canadianfreestuff.com/ is a site (Canadian, no less) that gives away free stuff, runs contests, and offers coupons to its readers. It`s a little more commercial and a little less blog than I would like, but I imagine that`s how they get their sponsors/cash/free stuff. Just putting this out there - I’m not above selling out. This blog has an animated beaver. We have a bat...a smoking bat. We’re clearly superior in that category. But again, the fact that they actually have free stuff to give away, clearly makes them the front-runner. For now. Watch your back Canadian Free Stuff. The Smoking Bat will be huge. Someday.

On that note, since we clearly don’t have free things to give away (yet), please visit http://canadianfreestuff.com/ and enter their contests. Right now they are giving away a flip camcorder if you make a comment on their blog http://canadianfreestuff.com/win-a-flip-camcorder-canadian-blog-contest/. When you win, remember who sent you there. Good Luck!!!

Five Pounds of Yummy Goodness

I'm a tad bit OCD when it comes to food. Like, when I eat a chocolate bar, I will break it into pieces and tell myself that I can have three of the twelve peices. And that is all I eat. I don't care if I want another piece, I can't have one because I already set the three piece rule. If I do eat another piece, the rest of my day feels off.

Having found this, my life just got a little easier...

This is a five pound gummy bear, the equivalent of 1,400 regular sized gummy bears. It comes in three yummy flavours - blue raspbrry, red cherry, andgreen apple and is a mere 12,600 calories.

I mostly want it for the conversation I can have with friends about how all I ate today was one gummy bear and I am now absolutely stuffed. I imagine shortly after this conversation, I fall into a diabetic coma. A diabetic coma of deliciousness.

Buy one today:

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!!

Those who know me know of my huge - and completely rational - fear of statues and lawn ornaments. The souless eyes on those bastards unsettle me for hours. As a child, I would have recurrent dreams of the statues at the Catholic school by my house coming to life and chasing me. For being made of stone, those effers were fast.

The scariest of the statue genre, however, was most definitely the Garden Gnome. Not only do they have the soulless eyes, but they have the evil, freaky-ass grin that just screams, "I will kill you while you sleep".

Having said all of that - This? Is not okay...























It's an effing VIBRATOR. Seriously. That shit is the opposite of erotic. Finding this in my bedroom would destroy me for life. What is wrong in this world??